Coconut Caramel Malt

It’s a lie. It’s not a malt.

But I didn’t want to call it a smoothie because that implies lots of fruit and nutritional benefits, of which this malt has neither.

And I couldn’t call it a shake. Coconut Caramel Shake sounds tacky. Or awkward.

Speaking of awkward, how would it make you feel to drink a Coconut Caramel Malt out of this?

Pug water bottle.

Makes you kind of want to be a teacher, doesn’t it?

And if that isn’t the sweetest, most thoughtful gift you’ve ever seen from a fourth grader, well, then you must know some pretty darn sweet and thoughtful fourth graders! I must have been laying it on pretty thick with the pug thing, because I also got a card (from a different student) saying:

I hope you have a great summer, and I hope you get a pug.

And come to think of it, what ever happened to that pug bobblehead figurine?

There are some serious perks to being a 4th grade teacher. And I’m not talking about the summer break that starts today. I know you wish you had a pug bobblehead figurine.


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This sweet coconut caramel malt is made with three simple ingredients: vanilla ice cream, coconut, and caramel. Amazing, easy dessert!

  1. Blend all ingredients.
  2. Drizzle with caramel.
  • Prep Time: 2 mins
  • Cook Time: 1 min
  • Category: Dessert
  • Cuisine: American

Keywords: coconut caramel melt, coconut drink, caramel melt

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These recipes have been so complex this week – I hope you can manage to keep up with me!

That was a joke.

Summer starts… now!

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